Manborg

Manborg, not be confused with Borgman is a wonderful homage to everything we remember or wish we didn’t remember about 80’s and early 90’s scifi, complete with synth heavy music, neon-lights, hover boards, claymation and great dialogue. Come listen to the crew’s thoughts and reactions to the rag-tag band of heroes like Billy Idol Justice, Liu Kang #1 Man, Anime/Fighter Chick Mina and our protagonist Robo Cop Manborg. This 60min film made with only a $1000 CAD is the perfect entry point for crapheads to indoctrinate the masses. Don’t let the cheesy title and cover fool you, this film is a work of art.

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Iron Fist

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This month John, Emma, and Beryl discuss the nearly unwatchable Iron Fist, an unfortunate mistake in an otherwise worthy Marvel franchise. Wooden acting? Check. Dialogue that goes nowhere? Got it. Existential crises that go on way too damn long and involves clearing up your identity with way too many people? (“I’m Danny Rand!” “No, really, I am Danny Rand!” “The name is Danny Rand.” “Did I mention that I am Danny Rand?”) All there. Adapted from the comic book from the 70s, son of late millionaire entrepreneurs Danny Rand returns to New York City to reclaim his family legacy after crashing landing and being mistaken for dead and secretly training in martial arts in the Himalayas for 15 years (we’ve all been there, amirite?). Problem is, he first needs to officially convince everyone that it really is him. And this takes, like, literally 6 out of the 13 Netflix episodes to do. Actually, I wouldn’t know because but Emma was the only one that made it past Episode 3. Great for drinking games and inflicting tortuous pain upon ex-lovers. Let us know how far you get.

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Rotten Tomatoes (17% – in case you didn’t believe us)

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Bad Ads

This month we dive into ‘badvertizements’. Taking a look at common tropes of ads gone bad we cover Kendall Jenner’s latest Pepsi debacle (of course), discuss how a cartoon character was mistaken for a bomb threat and why you should never, ever try to use dead people to sell sandwiches. Emma tries to play the neutral party when the discussion gets heated; Beryl tries to rationalize corporate advertising while John thinks ‘the only good ad is a blocked ad’. This is one episode not to miss out on!

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Tammy and the T-Rex

I think its pretty safe to say that this is the strangest film we’ve watched here on the Pursuit of Crappiness. Sure, The Room and Birdemic were awful, but they didn’t have an animatronic T-Rex riding around in the back of a dump truck trying to find a new body to put his stolen soul into. What’s worse is that there just isn’t a lot about this movie on the internet, leaving us to speculate how this could piece of crap was made. We know that there is an Italian R-rated version floating around the internet somewhere. We also know that it was made in 1994 in the wake of the Jurassic Park craze. Other than that, this movie is a mystery. Check it out in the YouTube link below – you won’t regret it.

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Seriously, that’s all we have…. Someone call up Denise Richards and get some details!

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Bad Songs

We Built This City by Starship. Africa by Toto. Friday by Rebecca Black. What does these songs all have in common? They are complete garbage. At least, that’s what they are know as. You have probably heard all of them at one point in your life, but we at the Pursuit of Crappiness are not just content to listen to bad songs, we also have to figure out where they came from and what makes them so bad. So break out the leg warmers and get ready to bless some rain in the front seat (in the back seat?), cause these songs are gonna be stuck in your head for the rest of your day.

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Birdemic: Shock and Terror

More surprising and twice as messy as getting crapped on by an actual bird, the 2010 film BIRDEMIC: Shock and Terror swoops in to this month’s Pursuit of Crappiness episode. “Legendary” Director James Nguyen creates a romance turned horror thriller that many are debating to be the worst movie ever made, holding the #8 spot on IMDB (of the bottom). Get a bird’s eye view of how a flick named ‘BIRDEMIC’ can have over half the movie without any birds in it, the appropriate duration to clap for your boss and our conspiracy theory that Rod is really a bird destroying robot.

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The Breast

1972 novella The Breast written by Pulitzer Prize-winning writer Philip Roth is a story about a man who suddenly physically transforms into a giant 155 pound breast. A simultaneous journey into both revulsion and fascination, the text is crammed full of the straight up bizarre, the sexually repressed, the infuriatingly mad—Freudian theorists would have field day: a nipple as a penile proxy? Please have a seat on my couch and do tell—and makes the reader wonder, what the hell was Roth thinking? Clearly modeled after other absurdist texts (Kafka’s Metamorphosis and Gogol’s The Nose are actually mentioned by name), The Breast purposefully crams a lot of crap in its short 96 pages. Interested in seeing for yourself? No, really, you shouldn’t, but if you do find yourself with the unquenchable throb of curiosity (I’m sorry), then check out the links below.

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Listen to the episode on iTunes or Stitcher.

Until next time! – Beryl

The Room

Few experiences are as surreal as watching THE ROOM. On the surface, its a movie with a simple plot, but, thirteen years later, this movie is still causing all of us to ask questions. Why does Denny exist? Why does Mark feel the need to constantly state that Johnny is his best friend? Why does Lisa compliment Johnny and in the very next minute curse his existence? Who the hell are these random people that keep showing up? And, most importantly, who is Tommy Wiseau and where did he come from? We attempted to answer some of these questions in this episode, but, mainly, we just basked in the glory of this cornucopia of crap. If you haven’t seen it, check out a midnight showing at your local theater. You won’t regret it!

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Listen to the episode on iTunes or Stitcher.

Cheers! – Emma

The Star Wars Holiday Special

Ever wish that Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace wasn’t the worst in the franchise? Well look no further as we explore the odd and bizarre that is the Star Wars Holiday Special. Made in 1978 to keep the hype of the original film going this variety show of tangentially Star Wars related skits has something for everyone (or does it?). This only aired once and never officially released VHS cult phenomenon gives an early glimpse at Boba Fett and Mark Hamill’s voice acting career. This holiday season, celebrate Life Day with us as we open up this ominously smelling present.

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Listen to the episode on iTunes or Stitcher.

May the force be with you – John

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My Immortal

Oh My Immortal, what an experience you provided for us. A journey down memory lane for some, a torturous prose for others, but always fun for the whole family. In this episode, we talked about the literary merits of this piece of art, as well as it’s history. We debated if it was a real or the work of some genius troll. We even tried to track down the author, the infamous xxxbloodyrists666xxx. What an incredible way to kick off a podcast about crap.

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Listen to the episode on iTunes or Stitcher.

Cheers! Emma

Introducing…

We are live! Welcome to the website for the Pursuit of Crappiness, a podcast that explores all of the crappy things in this world and tells you everything you should know about them. We are releasing first an introduction episode (Episode 0) and our My Immortal episode (Episode 1). Then, we are releasing our second episode within a week.

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